Adam Sandler Lyrics

Adam Sandler Lyrics

"The Lonesome Kicker Lyrics"

If I Could Lyrics
If I had you And you were here If I could kiss And wipe away your tears If I could How I would If I could change A single thing If I could love And touch your face again If I could How I would Only the hurt remains And only the things We can't change Love can be a cruel and b

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Teddy Castellucci

What's your name?
Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story

My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe
I need to kick in the snow

People think it's so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more 'cause the go
Get Right With God Lyrics
Written by Lucinda Williams I would risk the serpent's bite I would dance around with seven I would kiss the diamond back If I knew it would get me to heaven Chorus: 'Cause I want to get right with God Yes, you know you got to get right with God I would burn the soles of my feet Burn t
al posts are pushed way back

In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line
But some of the players were running into them
And getting hurt
So screw the kicker
Who cares about the kicker?

But I kick that ball
And I pray it goes straight
If it does
The coach says "Good job, number 8"
He doesn't even know my name is
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker

Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially, if the returner breaks on through
And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don't want to get hurt
So I pretend to tie my shoe

Once ag
Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) Lyrics
I woke up with the power out, not really something to shout about. Ice has covered up my parents hands don't have any dreams don't have any plans. I went out into the night, I went out to find some light. Kids are swingin' from the power lines, nobody's home, so nobody minds. I woke up on the darkest ni
ain, I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
"Go back where you came from!"
Scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back
By catching a winning touch-down
But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands

And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
The Lonesome Kicker

Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see...

In my
Yellow Man Lyrics
Very far away in a foreign land Live the yellow woman and the yellow man He's been around for many-a-year They say they were there before we were here Eatin' rice all day While the children play You see he believes In the family Just like you and me Oh, yellow man, oh, yellow man We understand,
home country
I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one
And blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
After the game

So I go home at night
'Cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend
And my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker

Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two