Adam Sandler Lyrics
Adam Sandler Lyrics
"The Buffoon and the Valedictorian Lyrics"
Football Tonite (WTOP) Lyrics
Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Did I tell you last week when you co
Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me the remote control We got football tonite Football tonite Football tonite Did I tell you last week when you co
Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a ro
Bitchslap! Lyrics
Yo Ant, kick the beat you just kicked a little while ago... [ VERSE 1 ] I bitchslap rappers so hard it give em whiplash You fuckin with sleeveless t-shirts, where your tricks at? Look left, look right, wait, where your chick at? She findin out she walk and talk right, provide dick pipe I'm a big baller,
le in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"Yo Ant, kick the beat you just kicked a little while ago... [ VERSE 1 ] I bitchslap rappers so hard it give em whiplash You fuckin with sleeveless t-shirts, where your tricks at? Look left, look right, wait, where your chick at? She findin out she walk and talk right, provide dick pipe I'm a big baller,
Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."
Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It ta
Broken Birds Lyrics
holding your amber to the light I see centuries of you and you find me kind you find me tall you find me crazy like you and while I fight my own words you're off saving those broken birds sometimes I wonder if you'll survive we are kindred spirits but not kindred people in this world for now<
stes like someone jizzed all over it."holding your amber to the light I see centuries of you and you find me kind you find me tall you find me crazy like you and while I fight my own words you're off saving those broken birds sometimes I wonder if you'll survive we are kindred spirits but not kindred people in this world for now<
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"
Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "It's puzzling w
You Lied Lyrics
You gotta problem you just can't hide Compulsive habits that never seem to die Your breath is taking up all the air Your teeth are rotting to black holes in your head Well reality is due What you say just can't be true When the story's stretched And so far fetched That you're lacking an excusehy one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
You gotta problem you just can't hide Compulsive habits that never seem to die Your breath is taking up all the air Your teeth are rotting to black holes in your head Well reality is due What you say just can't be true When the story's stretched And so far fetched That you're lacking an excuse
Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]