Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"School Cafeteria - Version 1 Lyrics"
I'M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE Lyrics
I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'
I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'
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Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
A school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a
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Hell was a place I knew a long time ago Everything was dark there were mazes all around Here is where I am here is where I was Here is where I don't want to be Hell was a place
school cafeteria believes in mass productionHell was a place I knew a long time ago Everything was dark there were mazes all around Here is where I am here is where I was Here is where I don't want to be Hell was a place
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can get a taco and get Bubonic Plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It's called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
The enchilad
My Time Ain't Long Lyrics
The fortune teller's eyes, They would not look at me, She said these cards don't lie An' I said so what d' you see? She told me what I did, Her voice was cold an' odd, S
as are enough to killThe fortune teller's eyes, They would not look at me, She said these cards don't lie An' I said so what d' you see? She told me what I did, Her voice was cold an' odd, S
Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny
Eat a school lunch today
All starch and cholesterol
Absolutely no protein
Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
_________________ Polly put the kettle on I met a man And asked of them He told me that The pound was strong I knew that bridge was falling So Jimmy put th
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here's a little message to the wise
You'd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today