Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics"
Thank You For Hearing Me Lyrics
Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for loving me Thank you for loving me Thank you
Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for hearing me Thank you for loving me Thank you for loving me Thank you
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national TV
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
Wel
Conflict Of Interest Lyrics
(Joe Perry) Conflict of interest You're Split right in two Your convictions lie between Your shadow and you When I need help and I'm heading your way Both of your
l, I knew I was in trouble now(Joe Perry) Conflict of interest You're Split right in two Your convictions lie between Your shadow and you When I need help and I'm heading your way Both of your
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Daily Double now
And then my mind went blank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, I'm givin' up Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
That'
Always Find The Time Lyrics
Written: Stock Aitken Waterman, James 1a: You're the first thing in the morning And the last thing at night And I'll always hear you calling You're always o
right, Al--You lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get Written: Stock Aitken Waterman, James 1a: You're the first thing in the morning And the last thing at night And I'll always hear you calling You're always o
Far Before Our Time Lyrics
Far before our time I feel some nervousness I try to justify Not so much what I did but Just how the child died Don't need just anyone Not those with plastic
o come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!Far before our time I feel some nervousness I try to justify Not so much what I did but Just how the child died Don't need just anyone Not those with plastic
Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on Jeopardy, baby