Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics
"E-Bay Lyrics"
Thy Extremist Operetta Lyrics
[Instrumental] "Igniting thy ashes, morality tasting the first signs of deconstruction, the perfect reflection swallowing the extreme light waves."
[Instrumental] "Igniting thy ashes, morality tasting the first signs of deconstruction, the perfect reflection swallowing the extreme light waves."
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that alfa alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
Look Good To Me Lyrics
[Verse 1: Biz Markie] This goes out to all the beautiful ladies 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy No matter what nationality or persuasian Black beauty or Asian or Causasian
[Verse 1: Biz Markie] This goes out to all the beautiful ladies 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy No matter what nationality or persuasian Black beauty or Asian or Causasian
I'll buy ... your knick-knacks
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal
Well, Hello Lyrics
Well, hello, nice to meet you I really dig your hair, and would you care If I asked you for your number? Thinking 'bout you when I slumber You're so nice, sugar and spice Wha
or Visa, what ever'll please yaWell, hello, nice to meet you I really dig your hair, and would you care If I asked you for your number? Thinking 'bout you when I slumber You're so nice, sugar and spice Wha
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your charge keys
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
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A REAL COOL TIME Lyrics
When I saw you at the Cat Club You looked really kind of cool now Well come along with me 'cause We got a lot of things to do now You don't ever have to be lonely Just a
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Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)When I saw you at the Cat Club You looked really kind of cool now Well come along with me 'cause We got a lot of things to do now You don't ever have to be lonely Just a
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Drake, used by Dr. Drake)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y